A blonde went out to her mailbox and looked in, closed the door and went
back in the house. A few minutes later, she went out and looked in the
She did this several times and her neighbor that was watching her said, "you
must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking
into your mailbox"... The blonde answered "no, I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he does't
even believe there's a hell".
Her mother replied, "marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward she told him she was pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have
the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back.
I'll take care of the child's expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six month went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard
in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home, and I will explain it to you".
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without."
I'm sorry that my joke page is very empty, but I don't know so much english jokes.
So if you know some good jokes please be so kind and send it to